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How does one weed out men who just want use women to get their d-cks wet on Saturday nights? I mean, you can ask them casually, "So what are you looking for on this dating app?" And, of course, you'd get a totally honest answer, and that'd be the end of it.
Yes - that was sarcasm.
You're more than likely to get a roundabout answer of, “I just want to see where things go," rather than the truth, which is "Yeah, honestly, I just want you to slob on my knob." Insert eggplant emoji. Insert slobbering lick emoji.
If a man isn't up front about his search for sleazy Saturday sexcapades, that’s alright because there are always tell-tale signs that will help you see through the BS quicker than you can swipe left.
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A man looking to sling his schlong all night long doesn't give two hoots about uploading photos that show off his love for snorkeling, traveling, or working out in the gym.
It's all about the headless abs photo -- and perhaps silhouetted pictures of other body parts that do have a head, if you know what I mean.
Come on. They're not looking to attract women who are seeking depth and personality, so it would behoove you not to expect him to offer you anything more than his vein cane. Those shirtless profile pictures are simply saying (wink, wink) "Do you like what I'm working with?"
Hey, if you do want to sit on his DNA rifle, no judgment, go 'head and swipe right with your bad self. But if you're hoping to get a respectable gentleman who wants more than a quick romp in the sack, please do not hold your breath.
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Sometimes you'll come across those lazily written profiles that seem as if they were typed up by a five-year-old learning his first few sentences:
"I like food. I am funny. Plz hit me up for more info."
Ah, yes. There’s someone who seems oh-so-serious about attracting compatible women and surely not looking for some casual, sloppy sex.
If he doesn't care to spare a few minutes to write a meaningful profile, I promise you that he can’t be bothered to find one eff in his pocket to get to know more than what’s between your legs either.
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"Let me take you out tonight," he says in his very first message to you.
This man didn't even take the time to ask you for your name, let alone figure out your other unique layers and personality traits. You could be a sword-slinging slaughterer or a mad maneater for all he knows, but all he's thinking is, "let's just get this 'date' out of the way so we can get it on!"
Or worse, he's rushing to schedule a date before you find out that he's a wanted, psycho serial killer.
Either way, beware of men who don't bother to "vet the vag," so to speak.
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Spotted a guy who has tons of photos with random girls? He's comically trying to convince others - and perhaps himself, too - that he's some sort of “lady killer.”
In reality, he's just an insecure guy who takes pictures with strangers at the club to seem "Casanova-esque" and "desirable."
Though he’s just putting up a front that he’s a “ladies’ man,” you've got a problem on your hands if he's trying that hard to convince the world that he’s something he’s not. If you're not looking to be another notch on his belt on his quest to be the "big man on campus" he never was, swipe as far left as your thumbs will allow.
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If his questions never seem to go deeper than "wyd," this man doesn’t give a flying monkey's arm if you have mismatched future plans of living in a nudist community for the rest of your life. He just wants to know what you're doing now - never your future - so that he can say, "You're watching TV all by yourself? Let me join you."
I promise you he's not coming over to hold your hands and watch RHOA.
No matter how well a man may slither and slide around OkCupid or Tinder with a smooth tongue, knowing these red flags will make you too damn perceptive to let 'em pull a fast one on you.
Kimberly Gedeon is a content creator with nearly 2,000 professional articles published online about everything from beauty and business to politics and pop culture. You can follow her on Instagram @kimmiexsweetie.
Young African Woman Video Chatting With A Man On Laptop[/caption]
How does one weed out men who just want use women to get their d-cks wet on Saturday nights? I mean, you can ask them casually, "So what are you looking for on this dating app?" And, of course, you'd get a totally honest answer, and that'd be the end of it.
Yes - that was sarcasm.
You're more than likely to get a roundabout answer of, “I just want to see where things go," rather than the truth, which is "Yeah, honestly, I just want you to slob on my knob." Insert eggplant emoji. Insert slobbering lick emoji.
If a man isn't up front about his search for sleazy Saturday sexcapades, that’s alright because there are always tell-tale signs that will help you see through the BS quicker than you can swipe left.
- His Profile Picture Focuses On His Abs - And, Er, Other Parts of the Body
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A man looking to sling his schlong all night long doesn't give two hoots about uploading photos that show off his love for snorkeling, traveling, or working out in the gym.
It's all about the headless abs photo -- and perhaps silhouetted pictures of other body parts that do have a head, if you know what I mean.
Come on. They're not looking to attract women who are seeking depth and personality, so it would behoove you not to expect him to offer you anything more than his vein cane. Those shirtless profile pictures are simply saying (wink, wink) "Do you like what I'm working with?"
Hey, if you do want to sit on his DNA rifle, no judgment, go 'head and swipe right with your bad self. But if you're hoping to get a respectable gentleman who wants more than a quick romp in the sack, please do not hold your breath.
2. His Profile Is Inadequately Filled Out
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Sometimes you'll come across those lazily written profiles that seem as if they were typed up by a five-year-old learning his first few sentences:
"I like food. I am funny. Plz hit me up for more info."
Ah, yes. There’s someone who seems oh-so-serious about attracting compatible women and surely not looking for some casual, sloppy sex.
If he doesn't care to spare a few minutes to write a meaningful profile, I promise you that he can’t be bothered to find one eff in his pocket to get to know more than what’s between your legs either.
3. He Immediately Asks You Out on a Date
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"Let me take you out tonight," he says in his very first message to you.
This man didn't even take the time to ask you for your name, let alone figure out your other unique layers and personality traits. You could be a sword-slinging slaughterer or a mad maneater for all he knows, but all he's thinking is, "let's just get this 'date' out of the way so we can get it on!"
Or worse, he's rushing to schedule a date before you find out that he's a wanted, psycho serial killer.
Either way, beware of men who don't bother to "vet the vag," so to speak.
4. His Pictures are a Peacocky Display of Being "Surrounded" by Women
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Image Source: Shutterstock[/caption]
Spotted a guy who has tons of photos with random girls? He's comically trying to convince others - and perhaps himself, too - that he's some sort of “lady killer.”
In reality, he's just an insecure guy who takes pictures with strangers at the club to seem "Casanova-esque" and "desirable."
Though he’s just putting up a front that he’s a “ladies’ man,” you've got a problem on your hands if he's trying that hard to convince the world that he’s something he’s not. If you're not looking to be another notch on his belt on his quest to be the "big man on campus" he never was, swipe as far left as your thumbs will allow.
5. Peep the Lame Questions He Asks You
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If his questions never seem to go deeper than "wyd," this man doesn’t give a flying monkey's arm if you have mismatched future plans of living in a nudist community for the rest of your life. He just wants to know what you're doing now - never your future - so that he can say, "You're watching TV all by yourself? Let me join you."
I promise you he's not coming over to hold your hands and watch RHOA.
No matter how well a man may slither and slide around OkCupid or Tinder with a smooth tongue, knowing these red flags will make you too damn perceptive to let 'em pull a fast one on you.
Kimberly Gedeon is a content creator with nearly 2,000 professional articles published online about everything from beauty and business to politics and pop culture. You can follow her on Instagram @kimmiexsweetie.The post How To Quickly Spot Men Just Looking For Sex Online appeared first on MadameNoire.